My WordPress World
I feel like little orphan Annie in this WordPress world. It’s a hard-knock life for me. I can deduce from experience that if I do not post content for one day that I will only receive ten profile views or under. I can improve my views a little by branching out and commenting on other blogs, but the numbers are exiguous. It is as if the WordPress Doctor was right: a post a day keeps people frequenting your blog with likes and comments so that you are not left with no notifications in the end. I hear this exact quote at least once a day. Damn it for being so catchy and true.
Another thing I have to watch out for is posting something that is too long. Not everyone wants to read a novel. (Lets be honest, if I were to delegate that much time to reading a book, it would be by a published author.) The longer my post is, the less feedback I receive. I don’t blame them. Given the amount of blogs I subscribe to, if they were all around 1,500 words a piece, that means I would have to read, well, 3,000 words. Ha. If only it were three thousand words, but unfortunately it is not. The perfect blog size is anywhere between 300-600 words. It keeps the topic short and easy. Though I am sure I have readers who fancy it long and hard, this is not the way to the promise land. Ladies, and perhaps gentlemen (not judging) let me remind you that BLOGS are better short, consistent, and sweet.
So from now on, I am going to try and post at least once a day, maybe eight if I have the stamina. My posts will fall between 300-600 words. Don’t worry, you only need 300-600 words with me, ‘cause I’m so intense. My expressed ideas will cover a plethora of topics and positions I am sure you will find arousing. So there you have it. Those are my newly released conditions. I am hoping if I follow this agenda, the sun will come out tomorrow. I am even willing to bet my bottom dollar.
Daily Post. 300-600 words. Titillating thoughts.
Posted on April 7, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged Annie, blog, Blogging, comedy, daily, doctor, follow, funny, haha, hehe, humor, humour, Journal, lol, thought, titillating, witty, Wordpress. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.